Sure, Brad Troemel may be a good photographer. However, one of our A.O. staff members was profoundly upset when she discovered Brad’s photographic stash entitled “Canvases” below.

Let it be known, Brad: Our staff member has been drawing a comic about a “Meats n’ Sweets” shop wherein the items for sale include meats paired with sweets for years. The menu of the “Meats n’ Sweets” shop clearly includes sprinkled turkey legs, filet mignon with a scoop of bubble gum ice cream, and salmon pound cake among many, many other delectable items.

So, you, Mr. Troemel, are treading in dangerous, white chocolate coated shrimp filled waters.